Saturday, May 10, 2008

Cure For Cancer!!!

A cure for cancer has been found. By altering the measles virus to kill cancerous cells, we have found a cure for cancer. It has successfully been tested on 10,000 patients and all of them ended up cancer free.

We call this the KV (Krippen Virus) which is named after Alice Krippen the famed doctor who found this cure for cancer and this cure will save millions of lives.

The virus works as how all virus works they destroy and infect, but we have engineered the measles virus to only locate and destroy cancerous cells in the body. The virus destroys the mutated cells and destroy any abnormal cell growth in the body. The vaccine has been cleared by the United States Food and Drug Administration and is ready to be given to all the next time you visit your physician.

*If any of you read this and are thinking about the movie I Am Legend you thought right, this is based off it.

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